I thought to myself, 'That's odd but very generous', and so I proceeded to attempt to 'apply' for that free trial. It so happens that, a couple of days ago, I had a pop-up or something rear its ugly head in full view on my screen, offering me a 60-day Free Trial of Microsoft Office Word 2003. Even so, I have still been able to read, edit, and copy-and-paste files I had created which contained Hebrew and/or Greek script. I'm not sure where to begin, so I'll start with the fact that my 60-day Free Trial of Microsoft Office Word 2003 ended in April of 2006.
Prepare for a tale of woe unlike any other, I hope.